Aaaaaaaand, I lied.

Maybe my last post was a teensy-tiny bit dramatic. This much. *spreads fingers. Debates spreading ass-cheeks. Realizes that gap is much bigger.* I tried to burn the story with fire and piss on the smoldering remains. Instead, I slept on it. Pondered over it. Masturbated over it. a few times. Then, I woke up one Read More